Married Quotes

Once you are married, there is nothing left for you, not even suicide.

You get nothing done if you don’t listen to each other.

I don’t miss anything by being a bachelor. I don’t know any happily married couples, not even my parents.

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.” – Socrates (470-399 B.C.) “Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t

I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.

I believe there are certain types of movements which cannot be married.

Everyone knows I’m married; I just don’t discuss it. Because it’s a part of my life that I’d rather keep private… When your whole life is played out in front of everybody, for your sanity, you need parts that are just yours.

Justin Bieber and I are going to get married some day. I also like Tom Cruise. He’s very classy.

Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.

We had a relationship that lasted 44 years. Herbert and I lived together 10 years before we were married. He always gave me a little heart for whatever anniversary.