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Comedy is a very big part of the English culture, the sense of humor; it’s a very dominant trait.
KATE BUSH

Comedy Culture Humor Sense
My makeup wasn’t smeared, I wasn’t disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?
BETTY FORD

Alcohol Humor Makeup
I suppose you could be a member of a terrorist organization in a non-violent way, in the laundry or the catering department.
BILL BAILEY

Department Funny Humor Organization
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people ‘the cops.’ But you know, sometimes, you’ve just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
DAVE ATTELL

Funny Humor School
… a nation without humor is not only sad but dangerous.
ABBY ALDRICH ROCKEFELLER

Dangerous Humor Nation Sad
A miniature village in Bournemouth caught fire and the flames could be seen nearly three feet away.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Feet Funny Humor
Where do the homeless have 90 per cent of their accidents?
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Homeless Humor
You have to have funny faces and words, you can’t just have words. It is a powerful thing, and I think that’s why it’s hard for people to imagine that women can do that, be that powerful.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Funny Humor Powerful
America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT

Country Funny Humor
What a strange world this would be if we all had the same sense of humor.
BERNARD WILLIAMS

Humor Stranger World
I could never be a lesbian because I have a really good sense of humor.
BONNIE MCFARLANE

Good Humor Lesbian Sense
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot’s ribs and demanded: ‘Take me to the canaries’.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Cat Funny Humor
Silence is not only golden, it is seldom misquoted.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Humor Silence
There we go, that’s it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
BILL BAILEY

Couple Funny Hold Humor Position
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Father Funny Humor
I came home and found that my son was taking drugs – my very best ones too!
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Home Humor
Don’t forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.
INA MAY GASKIN

Forget Humor Labor Sense
You know me. Any excuse to put on a dress.
ELLEN DEGENERES

Dresses Funny Humor
Sex and murder are the same. Well, you say the same after both don’t you? “Damn I got to get the hell out of here!” “What was I thinking!”
DAVE ATTELL

Both Funny Humor Murder Sex
I got my start in silent radio.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Humor Radio
Shut the door, Wales.
BEAU BRUMMELL

Doors Funny Humor
I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Guarantee Humor
The Devil made me do it the first time – the second time I done it on my own
BILLY JOE SHAVER

Devil Funny Humor
I am blessed with a long ancestry of wisdom, prophecy, and promise, a line of overwhelming creative achievements, courage, humor, and, above all, a dogged and chronic permanence, the greatest legacy of all.
BERNICE RUBENS

Achievement Blessed Chronic Humor Permanence Wisdom
Women are like fingers and toes because they’re easy to count on.
BO BURNHAM

Funny Humor Toes Women
Right now I feel that I’ve got my feet on the ground as far as my head is concerned.
BO BELINSKY

Feet Funny Humor
Personally, I don’t think there’s intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?
BOB MONKHOUSE

Funny Humor Life

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