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Golf was my first glimpse of comedy. I was a caddy when I was a kid. I was on the golf course rather than being in lessons, but I can play better now than I could then.
BILL MURRAY

Golf Kids Play
Certainly, if you can’t manage your game, you can’t play tournament golf.
BEN HOGAN

Games Golf Play
You figure they cheat at the ballpark, they’ll cheat on the golf course, they’ll cheat in business, and anything else in life. Players may laugh about it and say it’s funny, but right down in their heart, they don’t think it’s funny at all, and they have no respect for a person who cheats.
BOB FELLER

Business Golf Heart Laugh Player
Golf is a funny game. It’s done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I’m the healthiest idiot in the world.
BOB HOPE

Games Golf Hope Look People Ruin
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot.
BOB HOPE

Courses Decide Golf Play Spring
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead.
BOB HOPE

Age Golf Play Tried Weight
I’ve come to realize that I perform best when I’m letting my subconscious mind hit the ball and my conscious mind is otherwise occupied.
AL GEIBERGER

Ball Best Conscious Golf Let Mind Occupy Perform Realize Subconscious
Jesus Christ can’t hit a golf ball straight. It’s virtually impossible – at best it’s an accident.
BEN HOGAN

Ball Golf Jesus
President Eisenhower has given up golf for painting. It takes fewer strokes.
BOB HOPE

Golf Painting President
I’ve been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals.
BOB HOPE

Games Golf Numeral Roman
Addressing a golf ball would seem to be a simple matter; that is, to the uninitiated who cannot appreciate that a golf ball can hold more terrors than a spacious auditorium packed with people.
BOBBY JONES

Golf People Simple
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing.
BEN HOGAN

Golf Hair Swings
I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games.
BEN HOGAN

Games Golf Persistence
The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.
BOBBY JONES

Airplane Differences Golf
Once you have your practice and you have your mechanics, you must be able to go out there and trust your mechanics.
AARON BADDELEY

Golf Hard Mechanic Practice Trust Work
You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about.
BOBBY JONES

Golf Swings Thinking
Too much ambition is a bad thing to have in a bunker.
BOBBY JONES

Ambition Golf Much Too
I have never felt so lonely as on a golf course in the midst of a championship with thousands of people around, especially when things began to go wrong and the crowds started wandering away.
BOBBY JONES

Golf Lonely People
It’s Star Wars golf. This place was designed by Darth Vader.
BEN CRENSHAW

Golf Stars War
A leading difficulty with the average player is that he totally misunderstands what is meant by concentration. He may think he is concentrating hard when he is merely worrying.
BOBBY JONES

Golf Player Thinking
Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it.
BOBBY JONES

Games Golf Play
Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.
BEN HOGAN

Golf Poor Remember Shade Tendency
May thy ball lie in green pastures, and not in still waters.
BEN HOGAN

Golf Lying Water
If I needed advice from my caddie, he’d be hitting the shots and I’d be carrying the bag.
BOBBY JONES

Advice Caddies Golf
I’m about five inches from being an outstanding golfer. That’s the distance my left ear is from my right.
BEN CRENSHAW

Distance Ears Golf
I could not wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.
BEN HOGAN

Golf Morning Waiting
It was a great honour to be inducted into the Hall of Fame. I didn’t know they had a caddie division.
BOB HOPE

Caddies Division Fame Golf

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