Golf Quotes

I’m swimming every day and I’m even trying to get the golf swing working again – but that might take a little bit longer.

When I used to play golf. It’s a terrible miserable game. It’s incredibly frustrating. In 18 holes you make 150 horrible shots off in the woods, in the water…

I’ve come to realize that I perform best when I’m letting my subconscious mind hit the ball and my conscious mind is otherwise occupied.

Golf is a game of coordination, rhythm, and grace; women have these to a high degree.

I have always felt and said that a man who can be a champion in one era could be a champion in any other era because he has what it takes to reach the top.

I always wanted to be a golfer, only I realised that if I’d played golf I would have been skint.

The average golfer’s problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing

The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf – it’s almost a law.

I just hitch up my girdle and let ‘er fly.

As if we don’t have enough volence on television. After her husband accidentally hit two spectators with golf balls during a celebrity golf tournament.