Golf Quotes

I expect to play golf until I am 90-even longer if anybody figures out a way to swing a club from a rocking chair.

I’m glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.

You know when there’s a star, like in show business, the star has her name in lights on the marquee! Right? And the star gets themoney because the people come to see the star, right? Well, I’m the star, and all of you are in the chorus.

Good golf is easier to play-and far more pleasant-than bad golf.

I can beat any two players in this tournament by myself. If I need any help, I’ll let you know.

I don’t like the glamour. I just like the game.

Placing the ball in the right position for the next shot is eighty percent of winning golf.

Do not hold as gold all that shines as gold.

There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.

Golf really is the best microcosm of life – or at least the way life should be.