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The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
STEPHEN HAWKING

Bother Forget Funny Humour Learning
Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.
CONFUCIUS

Dance Funny Man One Liner Responsiblity
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
DR. SEUSS

Enjoyment Friendship Fun Funny Goodness Sun Wet
If you’re going to get in trouble for hitting someone, might as well hit them hard.
HARRY STYLES

Funny Hit Sarcastic Trouble
The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.
H. L. MENCKEN

Argument Crime Funny Humor Kind Poor
My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you’re kidding?… Noooo… as funny as that is, I’m not
ELLEN DEGENERES

Dog Funny Humor
Be nice to nerds. Chances are you’ll end up working for one.
BILL GATES

Chance Funny Nerd Success Work
Trust is hard to come by. That’s why my circle is small and tight. I’m kind of funny about making new friends.
EMINEM

Circle Come Friendship Funny Hard Trust
Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
ALBERT EINSTEIN

Acceptance Funny Universe Wearing
Our dilemma is that we hate change and love it at the same time; what we really want is for things to remain the same but get better.
SYDNEY J. HARRIS

Change Funny Love
What was God doing before the divine creation? Was he preparing hell for people who asked such questions?
STEPHEN HAWKING

Creation Divine Funny God Hell People
Sometimes you just have to pee in the sink.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI

Alcohol Drunk Funny Sarcastic
All Earthquakes and Disasters are warnings; there’s too much corruption in the world.
ARISTOTLE

Corruption Disaster Earthquake Funny Humour Politics Warning
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
MARK TWAIN

Bite Dod Funny Human Nature Loyalty Man
A bitch is a bitch but a dog is a mans best friend
BILLIE EILISH

Best Friend Bitch Dog Funny Humour Man
Money is funny.
HARRY STYLES

Funny Money One Liner
Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
ALFRED LORD TENNYSON

Choice Funny Life Lost Love Opinion
Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
MARK TWAIN

Eat Frog Funny Humour Morning
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN

Bacteria Beer Freedom Funny Humour Water Wine Wisdom
The club isn’t the best place to find a lover so the bar is where I go.
ED SHEERAN

Alcohol Bar Club Funny Lover Sarcastic
These young guys are playing checkers. I’m out there playing chess.
KOBE BRYANT

Chess Funny Motivational Play
You know it’s funny when it rains it pours They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.
TUPAC SHAKUR

Feed Funny Money Poor Pour Rain War
Sex energy is the creative energy of all creative geniuses.
NAPOLEON HILL

Creation Energy Funny Genius Sex
The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE

Empty Funny Noise One Liner Sarcastic Vessel
The gods too are fond of a joke.
ARISTOTLE

Fond Funny God Joke One Liner
A clever arrangement of bad eggs will never make a good omelet.
C. S. LEWIS

Arrangement Bad Clever Egg Funny Goodness
It’s a funny thing… but people mostly have it backward. They think they live by what they want. But really, what guides them is what they’re afraid of. What they don’t want.
KHALED HOSSEINI

Afraid Deep Funny Guide Live People Wisdom

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