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I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
MARK TWAIN

Approve Attend Funeral Funny Humour Insult Letter
Whenever my patient begins to count the carriages in her funeral procession I subtract 50 per cent from the curative power of medicines.
O. HENRY

Beginning Count Funeral Medicine Myself Patience Power
Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician.
BEN JONSON

Funeral Physicians Punishment
The time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre
JIM MORRISON

Become Funeral Hesitate Love Mire Our Time Trying
Science advances funeral by funeral.
MAX PLANCK

Death Funeral One Liner Science
Our memories lurch to a reluctant halt in their funeral march, so I can pour salt over them one last time.
STEPHANIE BRIAR

Death Funeral Memories Oneself Time
Always go to other people’s funerals, otherwise they won’t come to yours.
YOGI BERRA

Death Funeral People
We usually meet all of our relatives only at funerals where somebody always observes: “Too bad we can’t get together more often”.
BERNARD BERENSON

Funeral Get Together
Science advances one funeral at a time.
MAX PLANCK

Death Funeral One Liner Science Time
Funerals are important rituals. They don’t just recognize that a life has ended; they recognize that a life was lived.
AARON ECKHART

Death Funeral Important Recognize Ritual
Each Act of kindness is a seat filled at your funeral, a tear dropped upon your death.
BURIED CAESAR

Act Death Funeral Kindness Yourself
Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
P. J. O'ROURKE

Birthday Card Christmas Funeral Funny Greeting Need Save Send
At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.
JOAN RIVERS

Cry Different Funeral Myself Sound
In my early teens, I acquired a kind of representative status: went on behalf of the family to wakes and funerals and so on. And I would be counted on as an adult contributor when it came to farm work – the hay in the summertime, for example.
SEAMUS HEANEY

Family Farm Funeral Kind Representation Work
God is coming to intersect us in our funeral processions.
LOUIE GIGLIO

Funeral God Procession
My mum had 14 pregnancies – but only four of us survived. We had a little sister born for a few days and she died. There had to be a funeral.
TYSON FURY

Born Day Death Funeral Myself Survive
It’s crazy, but even at funerals, people will get huge laughs.
ADAM MCKAY

Crazy Funeral Huge Laugh People
Life is lived on its ownother’s shoulders are used only at the time of funeral.
BHAGAT SINGH

Funeral Life Shoulder Time
Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
FRANCOIS DE LA ROCHEFOUCAULD

Dead Funeral Honor Like Love More Pomp Vanity
A eugoogoolizer…one who speaks at funerals…Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
BEN STILLER

Funeral Stupid Thinking
A conservative young man has wound up his life before it was unreeled. We expect old men to be conservative but when a nation’s young men are so, its funeral bell is already rung.
HENRY WARD BEECHER

Conservatism Funeral Life Man Nation Wound Young
Fame is an undertaker that pays but little attention to the living, but bedizens the dead, furnishes out their funerals, and follows them to the grave
CHARLES CALEB COLTON

Attention Fame Follow Funeral Grave Pay
My mum passing away wasn’t funny, but that funeral and what I went through, the things that happened, looking back at it, there were funny moments. You have to be strong enough to look back at it, to sit and assess the situation.
KEVIN HART

Away Back Funeral Funny Happen IT Look Mum Pass Thing Thriughm Went
I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
JOHN BURROUGHS

Attend Feeling Funeral History Museum Nature Seldom
Rome – the city of visible history, where the past of a whole hemisphere seems moving in funeral procession with strange ancestral images and trophies gathered from afar.
GEORGE ELIOT

City Country Funeral Hemisphere History Image Move Past Procession Seem Strange Visible
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.
QUINTUS ENNIUS

Celebration Cry Funeral Man Mourning Myself
And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.
TENNESSEE WILLIAMS

Compare Death Funeral Pretty

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