Dog Quotes

If there are no dogs on Heaven, then when I die, I want to go where they went.

A study says owning a dog makes you 10 years younger. My first thought was to rescue two more, but I don’t want to go through menopause again.

I’m actually more of a cat guy than a dog person because I travel so much. I love cats.

I’m working on the world, revised, improved edition, featuring fun for fools blues for brooders, combs for bald pates, tricks for old dogs.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

I understand that most ladies tend to prefer lap dogs…. Perhaps I am an exception.

The more I see of Mankind, the more I prefer my dog.