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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
ADAM SANDLER

Brother Comedy Himself Reason Stand Yourself
My style of comedy is more self-deprecating. I think that makes me more relatable. When you deal with ‘topics’ – race, white versus black – you’re not separating from the pack. You’re doing what everybody else is doing.
KEVIN HART

Black Comedy Depreciate Else Everybody Make Pack Race Relatable Style Topic Versu Whole
I thought I should forget Hollywood and go back to Hong Kong. I’m so lucky that finally Hollywood accepts my comedy fighting.
JACKIE CHAN

Acceptance Comedy Fight Forget Hollywood Luck Myself Thinking
It’s one thing to break stuff and damage people’s possessions, but when you start aiming at the ideology of America, that’s dangerous comedy.
ADAM MCKAY

Aiming Break Comedy Country Damage Dangerous Ideology People Possession
I love romantic comedies. I like to watch them and I like to be in them.
JULIA ROBERTS

Comedy Fantasy Love Romantic
If you watch the ‘Blue Collar Comedy Tour,’ don’t expect that when you come see me by myself, ’cause it’s a little rougher.
RON WHITE

Blue Collar Come Comedy Little Rougher See Tour Watch
I never consciously got into comedy. It was sort of one of those things where I was a theater student, I was acting, I was doing comedy, I was doing dramatic stuff, so it’s been something that I’ve always done and enjoyed doing and had an instinct to be relatively good at.
AASIF MANDVI

Acting Comedy Conscious Done Stuff Theatre Thing
Writing comedy is the greatest spiritual gift you can give to anybody anytime.
ADRIANA TRIGIANI

Comedy Giving Greatest Spiritual World Writing
People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I’m a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.
GARY OLDMAN

Comedy Exploitation Humor Love Myself People Romance
Anyone can write. But comedy, you’ve got to do some writing. You get one comedy script to every 20 dramas.
MICHAEL CAINE

Comedy Drama Oneself Writing
I kid around a lot, but pranks are not my best strength!
BETTY WHITE

Children Comedy Myself Strength
However, I don’t think I’m as well versed in shoes as I am in comedy. Being a salesman was all about being a people person, and I enjoy being around people. I also love talking to people – which is why I think I did so well.
KEVIN HART

Comedy However People Person Salesman Show Talk Think Verse Well
With a lot of comedians, one of their major attributes is that they look comedic, with a certain hangdog or manic expression. I look like the neighborhood bully. That doesn’t elicit laughter.
SYLVESTER STALLONE

Attribute Comedy Elicit Expression Laughter
As drag queens and as comic people, we listen to our own artistic compass all the time.
TRIXIE MATTEL

Artist Comedy Drag Listening People Time
I’m much more a European Italian than I am an American Italian, and I’ve always felt that that style of acting comedy is in me.
AL PACINO

Act Always Comedy Country Felt Help More Movie Much Style
Seeing the energy of ‘SNL’ made me want to be a part of it. If that was a job, I thought, that was the job I wanted. That was my plan. Comedy.
OLIVIA WILDE

Comedy Energy Job Myself Planning Thinking
I love comedy. I’m not known for comedy, but I love it. I’ve done a lot of it, in my lifetime. But most people are surprised to hear that I made a funny movie.
LEONARD NIMOY

Comedy Funny Life Love Movie Time
I put comedy as much as I can into all my movies, if I can help it.
AL PACINO

All Comedy Help Movie Put
For my money, I don’t think there’s been a better comedy than ‘Kung Fu Hustle’ in a lot of years. That movie just knocked me over.
ADAM MCKAY

Better Comedy Hustle Kung Fu Hustle Money Movie Thinking Year Yera
All tragedies are finished by a death, All comedies are ended by a marriage.
LORD BYRON

All Comedy Death End Finish Marriage Tragedy
Comedy is great because there’s no overhead.
RON WHITE

Comedy Great No Overhead
People either have comedy or they don’t. You can’t teach it to them.
LUCILLE BALL

Comedy People Teaching
When I tried to play characters that strayed from who I am it ended in disaster. People didn’t expect me in comedies or musicals.
SYLVESTER STALLONE

Character Comedy End Musician Myself People Play Try
Your anger can be 49 percent and your comedy 51 percent, and you’re okay. If the anger is 51 percent, the comedy is gone.
JOAN RIVERS

Angry Comedy Yourself
I attempted to get into comedy. I started to do stand-up, but I wasn’t very good at it.
ADAM CAROLLA

Attempted Comedy Good Stand Up Very
When you encounter seemingly good advice that contradicts other seemingly good advice, ignore them both.
AL FRANKEN

Advice Comedy Contradict Encounter Good Seemingly
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
MEL BROOKS

Comedy Die Finger Look Open Serve Tragedy When

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