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My wife can’t cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD

All Antier Chocolate Cook Got Mae Mouse Stuck Throat Wife
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat.
BECCA FITZPATRICK

Chocolate Eat Ebook Fat Get Good Life Like never Raed Reset
Humor is the chocolate chips in the ice cream of life.
BARBARA JOHNSON

Chips Chocolate Ice Cream
I like to serve chocolate cake, because it doesn’t show the dirt.
PHYLLIS DILLER

Chocolate Dirt Like Serve Show
I guess the main thing that came out of the Panama Papers was that Ukrainian President Poroshenko had promised to divest of his chocolate company and instead, he simply moved it into an offshore account.
MICHAEL HUDSON

Chocolate Country Guess People Promised
Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.
ALAN COREN

Both Chocolate Product Remember Snow Solid Something
I owe it all to art books, chocolate and young men.
BEATRICE WOOD

Art Books Chocolate Men Owe
Chic Murray once told me he fell in the street, and a woman said to him, “Did you fall?” He said, “No, I’m tryin’ to break a bar of chocolate in my back pocket.”
BILLY CONNOLLY

Chocolate Fall Pocket
Everywhere in the world there are tensions – economic, political, religious. So we need chocolate.
ALAIN DUCASSE

Chocolate Economic Everywhere Need Political Religious World Tension
Even if you feed the cow cocoa you will not get chocolate.
BILL VAUGHAN

Animal Chocolate Cows
I’m English, and as such I crave disappointment. That’s why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate; nasty little toy: a double-whammy of disillusionment! Sometimes I eat the toy out of sheer despair.
BILL BAILEY

Chocolate Despair Disappointment
As we were told, was presented to him in golden cups… I observed a number of jars, above fifty, brought in, filled with foaming chocolate of which he took some.
BERNAL DIAZ DEL CASTILLO

Above Chocolate Cup Golden Number Observed Presented Some Took
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That’s my motto.
BARBARA BRETTON

Chocolate Honey Moderation
Sometimes, I think Trent just needs a cup of hot chocolate and a blankie.
TORI AMOS

Art Chocolate Thinking
I love dark chocolate – I could eat it ’til I puke.
BEHATI PRINSLOO

Chocolate Dark Love Puke
Fruit of all the kinds that the country produced were laid before him; he ate very little, but from time to time a liquor prepared from cocoa, and of an aphrodisiac nature.
BERNAL DIAZ DEL CASTILLO

Ate Chocolate Country Liquor Little Numbers
I cannot keep myself away from ice cream. I have two flavors that are my favorite: chocolate chip cookie dough and vanilla swiss almond. I can eat a whole pint of ice cream in one sitting, no problem!
BRANDI CHASTAIN

Chocolate Ice Two
I ran through the manuscript in the space of a day, much as one might pick compulsively at a box of chocolates. It was simply too provocative to put down. Has the potential of being highly influential inside the field and among an informed public.
BARUCH HALPERN

Chocolate might Potential Space

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