Bed Quotes

I cannot go to bed tonight without a word to you.

Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get laid, come home at 3am., and I would still be playing with myself.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

Just you and only you. You fit so perfectly in my arms, in my bed and between my legs.

I am willing to go to bed each night at peace with myself.

Women naturally desire the same six things as I; they want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous with money, obedient to the wife, and lively in bed.

Let your heat melt me. Let my desires flow down slowly from my thighs into the bedsheet.

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, ‘Where the hell is my roof?

I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.