Bed Quotes

You know what they say, dress your best when you go to bed because you don’t know who you’ll see in your dreams.

Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.

I caught my wife in bed with my best friend the other day. I was crushed. They could have waited till I’d got out.

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed. Teach me to die.

I’m knocked out, I’ve never felt so physically and mentally exhausted, I’m quite stupid with it and long only for bed; but I am happy.

Only the other day I was inquiring of an entire bed of old-fashioned roses, forced to listen to my ramblings on the meaning of the universe as I sat cross-legged in the lotus position in front of them.

Double up, baby. Your lips are the song and the dance floor is our bed.

My flowers rot beneath my bed. I was too selfish to part with them. I hope their deaths don’t bring hexes. Did I say flowers? I meant my exes.

Commune with your own heart upon your bed, and be still.

Now the two primal Spirits, who reveal themselves in vision as Twins, are the Better and the Bad, in thought and word and action. Between these two the wise ones chose aright; the foolish not so.