“I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.”

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She’s very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it.

I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me

The light’s hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.

I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

Katy Perry is the sexiest woman I’ve ever kissed. It was amazing and very purple – she had purple lipstick on. I don’t think there will ever be anything cooler than kissing her until I marry her maybe!

I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.

I’m the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.

I’d date a fan as long as she didn’t scream in my face.

I don’t see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying.

There’s always pressure on the second album – this one has to be the big one.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Some days are made to lay in bed naked with you all day.

Certainly one cannot ban cross burning in the sanctity of his bedroom.

If you go to bed at 10:00 and get up by 6:00 A.M., things will work out for you.

Nothing one does in bed is immoral if it helps to perpetuate love.

I just want to be wrapped up in sheets and your vibe.

Only the other day I was inquiring of an entire bed of old-fashioned roses, forced to listen to my ramblings on the meaning of the universe as I sat cross-legged in the lotus position in front of them.

Wake up determined. Go to bed satisfied.