“I’m quite claustrophobic, and I don’t like everyone crowding around and shouting the same questions.”

The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren’t the type of girls I’d want to take home anyway.

I feel I am a little bit older. Reckon I will start growing a beard next week.

If a man whistles at you, don’t turn around. You are a lady not a dog.

I was starstruck by Michelle Obama. She’s an amazing-looking lady, and I’m a massive Barack Obama fan anyway.

I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.

I’m not really a flirt; I just try to be myself.

Being single doesn’t mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Words will be just words till you bring them to life

I’m the most carefree, happy person you’ll meet.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss.

Don’t mess with our fans or we’ll come and find you.

I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl.

I’d rather go to sleep than find a girl.

I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.

I’m the most carefree mo’fo’ in the world.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!

When one door is closed, don’t you know that many more are open.

Perhaps when we find ourselves wanting everything, it is because we are dangerously close to wanting nothing.

Let us not close our hearts, let us not look away.

To draw, you must close your eyes and sing.

Call me friend, but keep me closer.

Laughter is very close to tears and vice versa.

Write with the door closed, rewrite with the door open.

Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see.