“I don’t want to live up to how people expect me to be.”

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She’s very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it.

I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me

The light’s hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.

I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

Katy Perry is the sexiest woman I’ve ever kissed. It was amazing and very purple – she had purple lipstick on. I don’t think there will ever be anything cooler than kissing her until I marry her maybe!

I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.

I’m the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes.

I’d date a fan as long as she didn’t scream in my face.

I don’t see how you could get used to people screaming in your face, and anyone who says different is lying.

There’s always pressure on the second album – this one has to be the big one.

If you expect nothing from somebody you are never disappointed.

It’s just that most really good-looking people are stupid, so I exceed expectations.

I wish they would take me as I am.

A person who is knowingly bent on bad behavior, gets upset when better behavior is expected of them.

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.

I have never found anybody who could stand to accept the daily demonstrative love I feel in me, and give back as good as I give.

In serving the wicked, expect no reward, and be thankful if you escape injury for your pains.

Freedom is to ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing.