“A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!”

I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin.

I’m not really a flirt; I just try to be myself.

Being single doesn’t mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.

Words will be just words till you bring them to life

I’m the most carefree, happy person you’ll meet.

I had my first kiss when I was 11, but I think I’ve blocked it out of my mind because it was so bad. I’m not even sure it counts as a kiss.

Don’t mess with our fans or we’ll come and find you.

I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl.

I’d rather go to sleep than find a girl.

I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.

I’m the most carefree mo’fo’ in the world.

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She’s very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it.

I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me

Religion is the masterpiece of the art of animal training, for it trains people as to how they shall think.

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence that could support this.

Men are the devils of the earth, and the animals are the tormented souls.

If you are neutral in situations of injustice, you have chosen the side of the oppressor. If an elephant has its foot on the tail of a mouse, and you say that you are neutral, the mouse will not appreciate your neutrality.

Animals hear about death for the first time when they die.

Those little paws gifted me the galaxy of a sweet home.

Don’t let anyone tame the wild horses that stampede inside your heart.

But the life of a man is of no greater importance to the universe than that of an oyster.