“Being single doesn’t mean your weak. It means your strong enough to wait for what you deserve.”

I actually haven’t been on many dates, but I like just chilling around at home and watching a movie with a girl.

I’d rather go to sleep than find a girl.

I think there’s nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i’m not doing anything illegal.

I’m the most carefree mo’fo’ in the world.

A squirrel attacked me. I got attacked by a squirrel in Battersea Park. They’re dangerous. It’s rare. I’ve torn most of the ligaments in my knee. So no football for me. It’s early retirement now. I’ve got a floating knee-cap!

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She’s very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

I think there’s so much feeling among young girls where they feel like they have to be this perfect thing – and they don’t. Perfect people don’t exist. Sometimes people need to be told it.

I’d rather be a boy playing with a paper plane, than to be a grown man playing with a woman’s heart.

The boys that lose our directioners are so stupid, they will never find such beautiful girls in the whole entire world.

Anyone who is funny and doesn’t take herself to seriously is attractive to me

The light’s hot, everything’s hot, I’m hot.

I can’t help but look for my future wife in the crowd.

Everyone deserves to feel good about themselves, and if you don’t then start because everyone is beautiful.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.

Katy Perry is the sexiest woman I’ve ever kissed. It was amazing and very purple – she had purple lipstick on. I don’t think there will ever be anything cooler than kissing her until I marry her maybe!

I’m waiting for my princess to come I just have to be patient.

Before I die many will die with me and they’ll deserve it. See you in Hell.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

Those who deny freedom to others, deserve it not for themselves.

Your life’s work deserves sound money.

You deserve the best, the very best, because you are one of the few people in this lousy world who are honest to themselves, and that is the only thing that really counts.

If you dare to struggle, you dare to win. If you dare not struggle, then damn it, you don’t deserve to win.

The hard-working folks across this country deserve an economy that supports them.

When you grow up and have children of your own, do please remember something important: a stodgy parent is no fun at all. What a child wants and deserves is a parent who is sparky.