Lily Tomlin Quotes

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They’d eaten each other.

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.

No matter how cynical you become, it’s never enough to keep up.

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.

What goes up must come down. But don’t expect it to come down where you can find it.

If trying harder doesn’t work, try softer.

When I am happy I feel like crying, but when I am sad I don’t feel like laughing. I think it is better to be happy; then you get two feelings for the price of one.