50+ Chetan Bhagat Quotes | Minimalist Quotes

Stupid people go to college but “smart people own them”
CHETAN BHAGAT

Difference Education People Reality Smart Stupidity
Let’s be honest: the trappings of investment banking are quite tempting. I do miss it sometimes. And to be honest, there was a time I’d read the ‘WSJ’ in the morning, and for years I have done that.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Honesty Investment Morning Myself Quite Temptation Time
How can such scary looking parents create something so cute?
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Appearance Children Creation Funny Parents Scary
Don’t be serious, be sincere.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Deep Difference Inspirational One Liner Serious Sincere
Certificates from top US universities adorned the walls like tiger head in a hunter’s home.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Decoration Education Home Hunt Wall Worth
Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Description Excitement Job Life Love Ourselves Pretend Type
Don’t be serious, be sincere.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Deep Difference Inspirational One Liner Serious Sincere
Corporate types love to pretend their life is exciting. The whispers, fist-pumping and animated hand gestures are all designed to lift our job description from what it really is – that of an overpaid clerk.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Description Excitement Job Life Love Ourselves Pretend Type
I am human, I am not perfect. Although, I make mistakes all the time.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Human Mistake Myself Perfection Time
The missed call and call back drama between men and women deserves its own user mannual.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Call Deserve Drama Funny Man Marriage Missing Relationship Woman
Marble flooring is to a Punjabi what a foreign degree is to a Tamilian.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Education Foreign Rich Worth
When you fly high people will throw stones at you. Don’t look down. Just fly higher so the stones won’t reach you
CHETAN BHAGAT

People Reach Stone Yourself
The world’s most sensible person and the biggest idiot both stay within us. The worst part is, you can’t even tell who is who.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Big Person Stay World Worst Yourself
All of us needed time to rest. And we had time – four months of it – to take all the rest in the world.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Need Rest Time World
Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Bond Chocolate Drive Friendship Girl Man Race Woman
Because knowledge is not for showing off. If I do good work, people should notice me.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Goodness Knowledge Myself People Work
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Combination Dangerous Future Woman Word
Sometimes life is not about what you want to do but what you ought to do.
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Choice Difference Life Right Yourself
The pretty girl is always right.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Beautiful Girl One Liner Right Woman
Panic does not help, even if you are unable to answer. Try to ask questions to the interviewers as well and it should be impressive enough.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Enough Fear Help Impressive Yourself
Be so busy Improving your self that you have no time to criticize others.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Busy Criticize Improvement Time
When a woman comes into your life, things organize themselves.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Life Love Marriage Organization Relationship Woman Yourself
Forgiving doesn’t make the person who hurt you feel better, it makes you feel better.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Better Feeling Forgiveness Hurt Person Yourself
Jealousy is a rather enjoyable emotion to watch.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Emotion Enjoyment Jealous See
Pretty girls behave best when you ignore them. Of course, they have to know you are ignoring them, for otherwise they may not even know you exist.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Best Existence Ignorance Woman Yourself
Work hard, but make time for your love, family and friends. Nobody remembers PowerPoint presentations on your final day.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Death Family Friendship Hard Work Love Time Value Yourself
But I guess it’s better for people to shut up rather than rather than say something nasty.
CHETAN BHAGAT

Better People Wrong

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