Al Yankovic Quotes

I don’t want to hear about this train being derailed! What happened to ‘The Flintstones’?’

They do everything from gangsta rap to polka music and every genre in between. It’s amazing.

I always try to put myself out of my comfort zone and out of my depth, and hopefully somewhere along the line I’ll catch up.

He died a long painful death. However, you’ll be happy to hear that just a few years later he was reincarnated as Shirley MacLaine.

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again.

There are a lot of songs that would ostensibly be a good candidate for parody, yet I can’t think of a clever enough idea.

I’m an ugly girl, My face makes you hurl, Sad I have it, I should bag it. Acne everywhere, Unwanted facial hair. I’m a relation to Frankenstein’s creation.

You fake something until you’re good at it.

I can bend paper clips into the shapes of small animals.

You don’t need to be defined by your job.