Flowers are words even a baby can understand.
QUENTIN CRISPNever sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically – for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist – but then what isn’t?
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.
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I don’t like peas, and I’m glad I don’t like them, because if I liked them I would eat them and I hate them.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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The key is never, never work. Nothing is more aging than work. It’s not only the strain of getting up in the morning for work, but it’s the resentment that settles on your face
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A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.
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In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those who once inhabited the suburbs of human contempt find that without changing their address they eventually live in the metropolis.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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The worst part of being gay in the twentieth century is all that damn disco music to which one has to listen.
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Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.
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