An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installment missing.
QUENTIN CRISPNever sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Politics are not an instrument for effecting social change; they are the art of making the inevitable appear to be a matter of wise human choice.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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Believe in fate, but lean forward where fate can see you.
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What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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I don’t really act. I say the words the way I would say them if I meant them.
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
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I’ve never not been famous.
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Quentin Crisp (to handsome young man on the street): “What’s the matter, sexy? Don’t you like dehydrated fruit?
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The search for a life-style involves a journey to the interior. This is not altogether a pleasant experience, because you not only have to take stock of what you consider your assets but you also have to take a long look at what your friends call “the trouble with you.” Nevertheless, the journey is worth making.
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Assoon as I stepped out of my mother’s womb on to dry land, I realized that I had made a mistake?but the trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can’t think what to do with the long winter evenings.
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People are not heterosexual or homosexual, just sexual.
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