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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

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As we all know from witnessing the consuming jealousy of husbands who are never faithful, people do not confine themselves to the emotions to which they are entitled.
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A fair share of anything is starvation diet to an egomaniac.
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I never understood music. It seemed to me to be the maximum amount of noise conveying the minimum amount of information.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you need the money; the second that you have something to say that you think the world should know; the third is that you can’t think what to do with the long winter evenings.
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It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take. This is untrue. Any partnership demands that we give and give and give and at the last, as we flop into our graves exhausted, we are told that we didn’t give enough.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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The trouble with European cities is that they are drenched in their history, almost all of which is terrible.
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I went out into the world when I was about 22. I wrote books and I illustrated books and did book covers, and I taught tap-dancing, and I was a model in the art school. I had no ability for any of those things, but what else could I do?
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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