You must stop this interview now as I have come to end of my personality.
QUENTIN CRISPFlowers are words even a baby can understand.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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If at first you don’t succeed, failure may be your style.
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There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn’t get any worse.
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The British do not expect happiness. I had the impression, all the time that I lived there, that they do not want to be happy; they want to be right.
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Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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If a man were to look over the fence on one side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his left had laid his garden path round a central lawn; and were to look over the fence on the other side of his garden and observe that the neighbor on his right had laid his path down the middle of the lawn.
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The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant their whole life in the hands of some other person. I would describe this method of searching for happiness as immature. Development of character consists solely in moving toward self-sufficiency.
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If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a story by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe directed by Mr. Roger Corman, it could not fully express the pent-up violence and depravity of a single day in the life of the average family.
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Fashion is a way of not having to decide who you are. Style is deciding who you are and being able to perpetuate it.
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You fall out of your mother’s womb, you crawl across open country under fire, and drop into your grave.
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When I was young, we thought that Oscar Wilde was a great nobleman who had thrown his life away for love. Nothing could be less true. He slept with East Enders who were procured for him by Lord Alfred Douglas.
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Masturbation is not only an expression of self-regard: it is also the natural emotional outlet of those who…have already accepted as inevitable the wide gulf between their real futures and the expectations of their fantasies.
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Men get laid, but women get screwed.
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If you don’t stay in some days, you can’t recharge your batteries.
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