“Stay with me tonight. Let me hold you even if that’s all it is. Let me keep you safe.”

Id like to. Problem is, im not stupid. You act stupid. Right. Thanks for that. For your information, theres a difference between acting stupid and being stupid. Its a fine line, but someone has to draw it.

What little light was left inside me flickered out.

You’re mine, angel. And i’m yours. Nothing can change that.

Its brown. So maybe i had the teeniest, tiniest, most infinitesimal amount of auburn in my hair. I was still a brunette. Its the lighting, i said. Yeah, maybe its the lightbulbs. His smile brought up both sides of his mouth, and a dimple surfaced.

Human reproduction can be a sticky subject ewww! Groaned a chorus of students

It will cost me a lot to send you with scott wearing that dress but, just so you know: if you come with that dress slightly wrinkled,i will trace scott, and when i find him, it’s not gonna be pretty

I swear to you, patch, to take your love and cherish it. And in return, to give you my body and my hearteverything i possess, i give to you. I am yours. Wholly and completely. Love me. Protect me. Fulfill me. And i promise to do the same. ~ nora + patch

I want scott to look at me the way patch looks at you.

You smell good.” “it’s called a shower. Soap, shampoo, water-” “naked. I know the drill.

I dont like the idea of dragging you into something that could get messy fast. If you need one more reason, i love you. This is uncharted territory for me, but I need to know that at the end of the night, i have you to come home to.

Well, well, he said. Five days a week isnt enough of me? Had to give me an evening, too?

And you would have lost. We were surrounded. He threatened your life, and he would have made good on that threat. He had you, and that meant he had me, too.

We touched base at several strategic locations down our bodies, and it took all my willpower to break away.

Don’t make me regret this”, i said breathless. “you haven’t regretted me once.

He felt warm and familiar. He felt solid and safe. I wanted to cling to his shirt, bury my face into the warm curve of his neck, and never let go.

She already has a car. A ford. Thats like toyotas worst enemy.

We all tend to be in the same circles – people like my Wu-Tang brothers, or Black Thought from The Roots.

All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.

Not all teammates tell the truth.

Earth as an ecosystem stands out in the all of the universe.

Everything I hear influences me. I can’t tell you all my influences as a musician.

I’ve done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for ‘Let Me Explain,’ I toured all over the world. These movies I have coming out – ‘Ride Along,’ ‘Grudge Match,’ ‘About Last Night,’ ‘Think Like a Man Too’ – are putting me in a position to become universal on an even bigger scale.

I see all these old people who don’t have anything to do but eat, drink and sleep.

I admit I’m being paid well, but it’s no more than I deserve. After all, I’ve been screwed more times than a hooker.