The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy.
QUENTIN CRISPThe English think that incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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Why get married? For human beings, marriage is such an unnatural state. If you want monogamy, it has been said, you should marry a swan.
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If I were God – and I never understand why I’m not – I should say, “Shop around, I don’t think you’ll find a better bargain than here.”
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The flagrantly gay Quentin Crisp dealt with homophobic bullying by refusing to bow to its onslaught. His number listed in the phone directory, he responded to derogatory remarks accompanied with a stated intent to kill him by asking, “Would you like to make an appointment?”
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The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
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I like living in one room and have never known what people do with the room they are not in.
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The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
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To lose is not always failure.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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If I have any talent at all, it is not for doing but for being.
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I take it to be axiomatic that people are revolted by witnessing the shameless gratification of an appetite they do not share.
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I never spend my time doing anything I’ll have to do again tomorrow.
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The more people one has to love, the more one’s capacity to love stretches.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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Never sweep. After four years the dirt gets no worse.
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Look inward and ask not if there is anything outside you want, but whether there is anything inside that you have not yet unpacked.
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