When asked, ‘Shall I tell my mother I’m gay?’, I reply, ‘Never tell your mother anything.
QUENTIN CRISPThe poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as ‘Soho’ poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.
More Quentin Crisp Quotes
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The happiest moments in any affair take place after the loved one has learned to accommodate the lover and before the maddening personality of either party has emerged like a jagged rock from the receding tides of lust and curiosity.
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The gymnasiacs of Venice, in California, are so addicted to these practices that there has arisen a nation of men who can no longer put their arms against their sides
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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In England, nobody’s your friend.
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It’s a strange situation, but people will pay your fare to get you to go and tell them how to be happy.
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Neither look forward where there is doubt nor backward where there is regret.
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No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.
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Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.
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He knew them only ‘in Braille’ – the curtains were never drawn back in the rooms in Oxford where he met those boys. It was the most sordid life you can imagine. And he was bleating about love and dragging the fair name of Mr. Plato into the trial – after a life like that?
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To lose is not always failure.
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I simply haven’t the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.
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You will survive if you believe in yourself.
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You don’t have to deal with anyone in America. They accept you the way you are.
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The world now seems a stunningly ignoble place. It has not really grown all that much worse but appears to have done so because we know so much more about it than we did.
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In England, the system is benign and the people are hostile. In America, the people are friendlyand the system is brutal!
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