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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

Prince Philip

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Aeroplane Chair Eat Legs Wings
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
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Amount Happen Live Museum People Virtual
British women can’t cook.
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Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
I can’t remember names and things.
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Forget Name Remember
Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
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Duty Family Name Society
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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Drug Population Problem
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
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Angry Ball Cricket Dangerous Gun Hands Man
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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Feet Mouth Practice Science
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
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Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
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Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut
I must confess that I am interested in leisure in the same way that a poor man is interested in money.
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Confess Interest Leisure Man Money Poor
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
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Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
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Better Capable People Time
I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
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Notice Subject Talk
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
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Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop

If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

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