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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

Prince Philip

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
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You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
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Decision Invitation Want
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
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I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
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Anyone who is concerned about his dignity would be well advised to keep away from horses.
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Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
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We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
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Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
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When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
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If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Carpet Country Ideas Man People
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
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Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
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I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
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Notice Subject Talk
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
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Better Capable People Time
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
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I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
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