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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

Prince Philip

If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Carpet Country Ideas Man People
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
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Business Done Excellence Motivational Reason Start
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
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Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
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Country People Pleasure Rule
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
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Car Funny Man Wife
We live in what virtually amounts to a museum – which does not happen to a lot of people.
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Amount Happen Live Museum People Virtual
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
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Experience Government People World
You can’t just decide you want to do this or that. You have to be invited.
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Decision Invitation Want
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
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Fitness Weight Loss
I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
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Notice Subject Talk
Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, which I’ve practised for many years.
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Feet Mouth Practice Science
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
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Drug Toxic
Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant.
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Always Ignorance People Same Young
If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.
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Earth Level Population Return
I can’t remember names and things.
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Forget Name Remember
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
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If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

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