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Prince Philip

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
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Car Funny Man Wife
Wildlife of the world is disappearing, not because of a malicious and deliberate policy of slaughter and extermination, but simply because of a general and widespread ignorance and neglect.
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Deliberate Disappear Ignorance Nature Neglect Wildlife
As so often happens, I discover that it would have been better to keep my mouth shut.
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Communication Discover Happen Moth Shut
If anyone has a new idea in this country, there are twice as many people who keep putting a man with a red flag in front of it.
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Carpet Country Ideas Man People
British women can’t cook.
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Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
A horse which stops dead just before a jump and thus propels its rider into a graceful arc provides a splendid excuse for general merriment.
PRINCE PHILIP

Dead Excuse Grace Horse Jump Stop
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.
PRINCE PHILIP

Angry Ball Cricket Dangerous Gun Hands Man
You could do with losing a little bit of weight.
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Fitness Weight Loss
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
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Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
PRINCE PHILIP

Essential Inredient Quality Queen Tolerance
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
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Engineer God Invention
I’ve never been noticeably reticent about talking on subjects about which I know nothing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Notice Subject Talk
People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.
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Class Country Girl Marriage People System Thinking
I have frequently been misrepresented. I don’t hate the press; I find a lot of it is very unpalatable.
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Frequent Hate Media Press
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
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Country People Pleasure Rule

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