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British women can’t cook.
PRINCE PHILIP

Cook Country One Liner Sarcastic Women
So who’s on drugs here? He looks as if he’s on drugs.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Toxic
Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.
PRINCE PHILIP

Drug Population Problem
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.
PRINCE PHILIP

Car Funny Man Wife
There are always twenty excellent reasons for doing nothing for every one reason for starting anything-especially if it has never been done before.
PRINCE PHILIP

Business Done Excellence Motivational Reason Start
Everyone has to have a sense of duty. A duty to society, to their family. I mean, you name it.
PRINCE PHILIP

Duty Family Name Society
I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Albohol Beer Care Funny
It’s much better to go when you are still capable than wait until people say you’re so doddery it’s time you went.
PRINCE PHILIP

Better Capable People Time
The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.
PRINCE PHILIP

Carpet Examination Funny Invention Man Red
Books are certainly old fashioned, but only people with a very limited perception are silly enough to condemn ideas because of their age.
PRINCE PHILIP

Age Book Certain Enough Fashion People Perception
I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.
PRINCE PHILIP

Moral Prostitute Wife
I have very little experience of self-government. In fact, I am one of the most governed people in the world.
PRINCE PHILIP

Experience Government People World
It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people.
PRINCE PHILIP

Country People Pleasure Rule
Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.
PRINCE PHILIP

Complain Leisure Unemployment
Tolerance is the one essential ingredient. You can take it from me that the Queen has the quality of tolerance in abundance.
PRINCE PHILIP

Essential Inredient Quality Queen Tolerance
Everything that wasn’t invented by God is invented by an engineer.
PRINCE PHILIP

Engineer God Invention

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