Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P. J. O'ROURKEGossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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If we heard that somebody starved to death in Sweden or Switzerland, we would be shocked.
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The weirder you’re going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary about that person.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love it. Then they say, ‘But doesn’t it need a small dog, and an Eskimo, and shouldn’t it be set in New Guinea?’ And you say, ‘But it is a sophisticated romantic comedy set in Paris.’
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The whole idea of our government is this: If enough people get together and act in concert, they can take something and not pay for it.
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I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible carpenter but I love doing it.
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Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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There is only one thing that gives me hope as a Republican, and that is the Democrats. It’s going to be hard to do a worse job running American than the Republicans have, but if anybody can do it, it’s the Democrats.
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Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the economy, impede the rule of law, and cripple national defense were guided by a coherent ideology instead of smug ignorance.
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