The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
P. J. O'ROURKENo doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Adam Smith’s huge failure was the fact that he did not foresee the industrial revolution.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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The divorce rate in 1946 was higher than it ever had been and as high as it ever would be until the ’70s. The reason was that prior relationships had not endured the strain of war.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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Ideology, politics and journalism, which luxuriate in failure, are impotent in the face of hope and joy.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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Seriousness is stupidity sent to college.
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There is no virtue in compulsory government charity, and there is no virtue in advocating it. A politician who portrays himself as ‘caring’ and ‘sensitive’ because he wants to expand the government’s charitable programs is merely saying that he’s willing to try to do good with other people’s money.
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