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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.

P. J. O'Rourke

Russians not only vehemently despise blacks, they believe Africa begins at the Ukraine border.
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Balck Believe Country Despite People Vehemently
Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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Flatter Gossip Object Present
Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Benefit Bring Hero People Rich Wealth
You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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Give Money People Poverty Rid
Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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Election Explosion Positive Right Started
The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn’t work and then they get elected and prove it.
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Democrat Government Lawn Make Party Republican Smarter
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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Difficult Discipline Parent Properly Size
By the end of the 1950s, American cars were so reliable that their reliability went without saying even in car ads. Thousands of them bear testimony to this today, still running on the roads of Cuba though fueled with nationalized Venezuelan gasoline and maintained with spit and haywire.
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Car Country End Ernt Reliable Say Thousand
The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
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Administration Attack Country Gun Hell Nut President Religious
I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bloviation on current events, please. I can write that junk myself.
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Event Favour Fiction Grace History Kind Please Write
When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Car Only Shout
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
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Country Else Government Idea Prefer Sensible Somebody
The body is forever teaching us lessons. There are all sorts of things that we can’t do, shouldn’t do, had better not do very often or do for too long as we get older. The body makes its presence known.
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Better Body Forever Lesson Often Older Presence Sort Teach Thing
The best and brightest don’t go into politics. The best and brightest are at Goldman Sachs.
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Best Bright Brightest Goldman Politics
Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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East Everybody Explain Middle Right
Never wear anything that panics the cat.
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Anything Cat never Panic Wear

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