People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
P. J. O'ROURKEWe need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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New Hampshire polling data are unreliable because, when you call the Granite State’s registered Republicans and independents in the middle of dinner and ask them who they’re going to vote for, they have a mouth full of mashed potatoes and you can’t understand what they say.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
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I don’t even know which end of a computer one is supposed to gaze into. I’ve never used a computer.
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Just because a subject is serious doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty of absurdities.
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The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It’s a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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To mistrust science and deny the validity of scientific method is to resign your job as a human. You’d better go look for work as a plant or wild animal.
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