Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
P. J. O'ROURKEKuwait City is not gorgeous, actually, but it’s got a kind of Epcot Center thing going for it. It’s not pretty. But it’s striking, I’ll give it that. It’s not as over-the-top as Abu Dhabi or Dubai. But nearly.
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No industry in living memory has collapsed faster than daily print journalism.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It’s a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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Explosion of positive rights started in 1932 with the election of Roosevelt.
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Bill Clinton is not a hypocrite. If a man believes that it is just and moral to redistribute wealth, there is nothing hypocritical in his attempts to redistribute some of that wealth to himself.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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