Arab-led Islamic fundamentalism destabilizes nations from Algeria to the Philippines.
P. J. O'ROURKEWill Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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The 20th century was a test bed for big ideas – fascism, communism, the atomic bomb.
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Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
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As a former writer for the ‘National Lampoon,’ I’ve probably contributed to the sea of sarcasm in which we live.
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You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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Rich people don’t like to be in the military. The shoes are ugly and the uniforms itch. Rich people don’t go in much for revolution or terrorism, either.
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A humorist doesn’t really do that much note-taking.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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Death is so important that God visited death upon his own son, thereby helping us learn right from wrong well enough that we may escape death forever and live eternally in God’s grace.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed.
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