You’re stupid,’ is not something even his most severe critics usually say to President Barack Obama.
P. J. O'ROURKEWill Generation X and the Millennials do a better job running the world than the boomers have? Let’s hope so.
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Just because a subject is serious doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty of absurdities.
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Woodstock had a tremendous impact on American artistic life.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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The Afghans themselves say that if you put two Afghans in a room, you get three factions.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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I read good. I was an English major.
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Political systems are run by self-selecting politicians. We don’t draft people; it’s not jury duty.
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Call a man ‘ignorant,’ and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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I’ve got a 1990 Porsche 911. It’s just a Carrera, a very simple, straightforward little thing that goes like stink. I love it.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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