Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
P. J. O'ROURKEEverybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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Political leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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You’re never going to read ‘The Wealth of Nations,’ and you shouldn’t, really. It’s 900 pages.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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When I’m in the car, I want the only one shouting to be me.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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Liberals are always proposing perfectly insane ideas, laws that will make everybody happy, laws that will make everything right, make us live forever, and all be rich. Conservatives are never that stupid.
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Gossip is what you say about the objects of flattery when they aren’t present.
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Some people think that welfare reform should have hurt Bill Clinton with black voters.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past.
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Barack Obama is more irritating than the other nuisances on the Left.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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Family love is messy, clinging, and of an annoying and repetitive pattern, like bad wallpaper.
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