A fundamental American question is, ‘What’s the big idea?’
P. J. O'ROURKELittle islands of human happiness, peace, and prosperity are so exceptional at this point in history that I’m not even sure we can draw lessons from them.
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If you spend 72 hours in a place you’ve never been, talking to people whose language you don’t speak about social, political, and economic complexities you don’t understand, and you come back as the world’s biggest know-it-all, you’re a reporter. Either that or you’re President Obama.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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The beauty of democracy is that an average, random, unremarkable citizen can lead it.
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Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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Supposedly, summer vacation happens because that’s when the kids are home from school, although having the kids home from school is no vacation. And supposedly the kids are home from school because of some vestigial throwback to our agricultural past.
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Never fight an inanimate object.
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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Every vote should carry a serial number, so that responsibility for harmful or careless use of the vote can be traced. Concealed voting should be outlawed.
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The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens of Baltimore.
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You can’t destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America’s elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you’re doing us a favor.
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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Globalization is simply opening the free marketplace to encompass the entire world.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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Southern California is a nice place, if you could cut out the show-business cancer. It just keeps spreading.
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Why do elites hate the poor? It’s xenophobia. They don’t know any poor people – except their off-the-books Brazilian nanny and illegal immigrant cleaning lady from Upper Revolta who don’t speak English.
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