Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
P. J. O'ROURKEPolitical leaders are expert at saying nothing.
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
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Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them on us.
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People are not ants or bees. We do not reason or love or live or die collectively.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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When elites see a homeless person in the gutter, they assume he’s saving a parking place.
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Maybe climate change is a threat, and maybe climate change has been tarted up by climatologists trolling for research grant cash. It doesn’t matter.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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The real purpose of welfare is to get rid of poor people entirely. Everybody knows welfare has bad effects; that’s the point.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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The problem with public school is not overcrowding in the classroom. The problem is not teacher unions. The problem is not underfunding or lack of computer equipment. The problem is your damn kids.
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Term limits aren’t enough. We need jail.
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Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child. This will make threatening him with it much more effective.
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Think what evil creeps liberals would be if their plans to enfeeble the individual, exhaust the economy, impede the rule of law, and cripple national defense were guided by a coherent ideology instead of smug ignorance.
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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
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