Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
P. J. O'ROURKEI like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then again, I like to think of anything stupid I’ve done as a ‘learning experience.’ It makes me feel less stupid.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Politics is the attempt to achieve power and prestige without merit.
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Global warming is a fact. Now it’s up to liberals to make it a reality. Hence there is crucial importance in preventing powerful, greedy free market forces from getting in the way of worsening storms and rising sea levels. The Kyoto Accord is a good first step.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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The people who despise America are the editors of the ‘New Statesman.’ Their green-card applications must have been turned down.
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New Hampshire polling data are unreliable because, when you call the Granite State’s registered Republicans and independents in the middle of dinner and ask them who they’re going to vote for, they have a mouth full of mashed potatoes and you can’t understand what they say.
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Thank you, Occupy Wall Street. With your vivid example of anticapitalist squalor, I’ve been able to convince all three of my children to become investment bankers.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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Some people have facts; these can be proven. Some people have theories; these can be disproven. But people with opinions are mindless and have their minds made up about it.
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Wealth brings great benefits to the world. Rich people are heros.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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Ending wars is very simple if you surrender.
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In its worse forms, conservatism is a matter of ‘I hate strangers and anything that’s different.’
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Once you’ve built the big machinery of political power, remember you won’t always be the one to run it.
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