The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
P. J. O'ROURKEThe world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It’s a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
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You can’t destroy America by destroying our elite. Think about America’s elite. Think about it down through history. Destroy our elite, and about half the time, you’re doing us a favor.
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Regulation creates a moral hazard.
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No humorist is under any obligation to provide answers and probably if you were to delve into the literary history of humour it’s probably all about not providing answers because the humorist essentially says: this is the way things are.
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The Clinton administration launched an attack on people in Texas because those people were religious nuts with guns. Hell, this country was founded by religious nuts with guns. Who does Bill Clinton think stepped ashore on Plymouth Rock?
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Nobody is making Americans buy Chinese goods.
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Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
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Sometimes the right response to evil is an appeal to powerful and effective social organization – an appeal to civilization itself.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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I believe in God. God created the world.
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If you think health care is expensive now, just wait ’til it’s free.
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