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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.

P. J. O'Rourke

Everybody in the Middle East wants to explain why they’re right.
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East Everybody Explain Middle Right
Hubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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Great Hubris One Renewable Resource
There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Away Men never One Sie Sooner Take Thing Women
I like fiction and the kind of history that gives the grace and flavor of fiction to the past. No bloviation on current events, please. I can write that junk myself.
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Event Favour Fiction Grace History Kind Please Write
We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans.
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Government Human Nature Need
No doubt the ridiculous politicians are right to like politics. They have found careers in which success can be achieved by being ridiculous. Imagine Jimmy Carter or George W. Bush rising to the top of any other profession.
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Archive Career Doubt Politics Profession Ridiculous Right Success
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
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Box Domino Eat Many Pizza Slice Wealth
Liberals have invented whole college majors – psychology, sociology and women’s studies – to prove that nothing is anybody’s fault.
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Fault Invent Liberal Major Psychology Sociology Study Women
Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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Annoyance Conundrum Necessary Politics
They are just really stupid people in Hollywood. You write them a script, and they say they love it, they absolutely love it. Then they say, ‘But doesn’t it need a small dog, and an Eskimo, and shouldn’t it be set in New Guinea?’ And you say, ‘But it is a sophisticated romantic comedy set in Paris.’
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Absolute Love People Really Say Script Stupid Write
The importance of local governance may not be obvious to an America accustomed to treating city and state downfalls with doses of federal comeuppance. Sometimes there’s a reason for that – the Civil War. More often, all reasoning seems absent – No Child Left Behind.
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Behind Civil Downfall Government Importance Local State Treat War
Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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Catch Contemporary Country English Flourish Phrase
Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
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Children Everybody Except Know People Raise
Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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Difficult Discipline Parent Properly Size
The budget doesn’t have much control over the government. Then again, the government doesn’t have much control over the budget.
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Again Budget Control Government Much Over
You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
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Give Money People Poverty Rid

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