The world is being run by irresponsible spoiled brats.
P. J. O'ROURKEI’m old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now.
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People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth.
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All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done.
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Government is a health hazard. Governments have killed many more people than cigarettes or unbuckled seat belts ever have.
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I know quite a few fellow members of the news analysis and commentary business, and I have it from the highest-placed sources, on the record, that each and every one of our children is a genius.
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America wasn’t founded so that we could all be better. America was founded so we could all be anything we damned well pleased.
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Finland is a rich country. What have they got? They got Nokia phones and plywood. How’d they get so rich? Because they’re free.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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When you’re a war correspondent, the reader is for you because the reader is saying, ‘Gee, I wouldn’t want to be doing that.’ They’re on your side.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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Politics is a necessary evil, or a necessary annoyance, a necessary conundrum.
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We will win an election when all the seats in the House and Senate and the chair behind the desk in the Oval Office and the whole bench of the Supreme Court are filled with people who wish they weren’t there.
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Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we’re looking for the source of our troubles, we shouldn’t test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity, ignorance, greed and love of power.
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It’s better to make fun of yourself because you’ve always got someone around to make fun of, and they can’t sue you.
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Everybody is xenophobic to an extent.
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The C student starts a restaurant. The A student writes restaurant reviews.
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