Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.
P. J. O'ROURKEHubris is one of the great renewable resources.
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I come from Toledo, Ohio, a town that has been hurt badly by the shift of the automobile business towards Japan. And yet I remember how the car workers lived in the neighborhood that I grew up in. My father was a car salesman, and I remember how we lived. I remember how modestly we lived.
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I was very much in favor of the Iraq invasion.
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Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box.
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Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly.
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Gay marriage acceptance is happening in the blink of an eye.
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The young are adept at learning, but even more adept at avoiding it.
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There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner.
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Stupid is a great force in human affairs.
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The problem in Afghanistan is really not so much land as water. It’s a dry country with ample amounts of water running through it, but not to good enough effect.
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Just because a subject is serious doesn’t mean it doesn’t have plenty of absurdities.
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
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Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
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There isn’t much room for an outsider point of view in print any more.
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The 1960s was an era of big thoughts. And yet, amazingly, each of these thoughts could fit on a T-shirt.
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Catchphrases flourish in contemporary American English.
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