I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
OZZY OSBOURNEI’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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What is the world coming to?
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