I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
OZZY OSBOURNEI used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I’m dyslexic, I have attention-deficit disorder, and I’ve got something like a hereditary tremor.
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I used to fantasize that Paul McCartney would marry my sister.
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I mean, the heavy metal from the Seventies sounds nothing like the stuff from the Eighties, and that sounds nothing like the stuff from the Nineties. Who’s to say what is and isn’t a certain type of music?
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I have a genuine love affair with my audience. When I’m on stage they’re not privileged to see me. It’s a privilege for me to see them.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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What is the world coming to?
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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When you’re young, you’re stupid. You do silly things.
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I’ve been a lot of other things over the years, which we don’t really want to talk about.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I couldn’t be a royal. It’s like living in a supersonic goldfish bowl.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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