I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
OZZY OSBOURNEI can’t do anything in moderation.
More Ozzy Osbourne Quotes
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Of all the things I’ve lost I miss my mind the most.
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Somebody said to me this morning, ‘To what do you attribute your longevity?’ I don’t know. I mean, I couldn’t have planned my life out better.
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L.A.’s not a good place to grow old.
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I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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What is the world coming to?
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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I can’t do anything in moderation.
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I knew it was time to get off of reality TV when someone asked me if I sang as well as acted.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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To be a liar, you’ve got to have a great memory, and I don’t have a memory.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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MTV made a huge impact. Heavy rotation took you from selling 1m albums to 20m albums, and that meant a lot of dough.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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