I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that’s OK – the bat had to get Ozzy shots.
OZZY OSBOURNEBeing sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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All that stuff about heavy metal and hard rock, I don’t subscribe to any of that. It’s all just music.
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They say military have the so-called ‘secret intelligence’ – this amount of intelligence must be very secret, since I’ve never seen any intelligent military person, nor I have seen any sense in the bloody stupid wars.
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Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus.
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I’m a very simple man. You’ve got to have, like, a computer nowadays to turn the TV on and off… and the nightmare continues.
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What is this? It’s music to get a brain seizure by.
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I wish I didn’t have to perform ‘Iron Man’ every night.
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I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn’t want to see my kids do the same thing.
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You gotta be really careful what you bite off. Don’t bite off more than you can chew. It’s a dangerous world.
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It’s all part of my journey – I’ve done a lot of stupid things, but you learn by your mistakes.
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Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people.
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By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I’ve lived the last 30 years!
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I have a saying. ‘Never judge a book by its cover’. I say that because I don’t even know who Ozzy is. I wake up a new person every day.
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What is the world coming to?
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I’ll only retire in the day I should be dead and they have me buried, and some idiot spell over my casket some stupid gospel stuff.
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I’m about caring, I’m about people, and I’m about entertaining people. I’m a family man. A husband. A father.
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