“One should always be in love. That’s the reason one should never marry.”

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their good intellects.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.

Every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.

Every woman is a rebel.

Who, being loved, is poor?

Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

The world is a stage and the play is badly cast.

Live! Live the wonderful life that is in you! Let nothing be lost upon you. Be always searching for new sensations. Be afraid of nothing.

Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes.

After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.

Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

I am not young enough to know everything.

Hear no evil, speak no evil, and you won’t be invited to cocktail parties.

Anybody can sympathise with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathise with a friend’s success.

I like men who have a future and women who have a past.

I am the wisest man alive, for I know one thing, and that is that I know nothing.

There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.

People who try to explain pictures are usually barking up the wrong tree.

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately.

If what one has to say is not better than silence, then one should keep silent.

There’s always gonna be setbacks; there’s always gonna be knockdowns. There’s always gonna be people telling you, Hey, you suck!

A bitch is a bitch but a dog is a mans best friend