“If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time.”

I just like sitting at home, chilling and watching a movie.

I used to have an imaginary friend named Michael.

I had a friend, who was abused by her dad. I made a vow to myself that I’d never hurt my daughter.

I won’t date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

If I looked like Zayn, I would date myself.

The bigger the crowd the better really! The noise calms your nerves.

I love being in bed almost as much as I love food.

I’d rather be called a boy and play with paper airplanes than be called a man and play with a girl’s heart.

I’m quite claustrophobic, and I don’t like everyone crowding around and shouting the same questions.

When i was 12 all of my friends had girlfriends and i didn’t, i felt lonely so i asked my mom to date me.

I’d always walk my girlfriend home, i’m too protective!

I get really nervous if pigeons are flying around before shows. I can’t stand them after one once flew in through my bathroom window and went for me while I was having a wee. That was enough. I think pigeons target me.

I don’t know, it’s odd that girls ask if they can hug me. Don’t ask, do it. I’m just a regular guy.

My accent always works with girls. They like it, I have no idea why.

I’ve got my old favorites like The Eagles and Bon Jovi.

Someone told me the smile on my face gets bigger when I play the guitar.

I eat a lot of pizza and really unhealthy food.

The long-term study of GMO foods is going on in real time and in real life. Not in a lab.

I make jam, and oh my God, it is so delicious.

Life is good when you have a good sandwich.

The idea of freedom is inspiring. But what does it mean? If you are free in a political sense but have no food, what’s that? The freedom to starve?

Finish your plate of food otherwise you won’t get any dessert later.

The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today.

Say yes to everything. ‘You want me to buy you some food?’ Yes. ‘You want me to buy you a car?’ Yes.