“Wit and humor belong to genius alone.”

Time ripens all things; no man is born wise.

Give the devil his due.

The man who is prepared has his battle half fought.

The man who fights for his ideals is alive.

Let every man mind his own business.

Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.

Let us make hay while the sun shines.

There is no greater folly in the world than for a man to despair.

Love is a power too strong to be overcome by anything but flight.

Can we ever have too much of a good thing?

They who lose today may win tomorrow.

How will he who does not know how to govern himself know how to govern others?

That which costs little is less valued.

Comparisons are odious.

Too much sanity may be madness and the maddest of all, to see life as it is and not as it should be.

Sleep is the best cure for waking troubles.

What a funny world we live in people live their days in pursuit of filling their hands with things only to depart this life empty handed.

Time is a funny old thing isn’t it?! We are all surrounded by it!

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

I don’t care what kind it is, just get me a beer.

Off the liquor that’s when I’m the most honest.

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined.

Only person I’m scared of fighting is Paris Hilton.

You know it’s funny when it rains it pours They got money for wars, but can’t feed the poor.