“When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies?”

Dine on little, and sup on less.

A stout heart breaks bad luck.

To be good to the vile is to throw water into the sea.

Let every man look before he leaps.

God who gives the wound gives the salve.

The ass bears the load, but not the overload.

Fortune may have yet a better success in reserve for you and they who lose today may win tomorrow.

Happy the man to whom heaven has given a morsel of bread without laying him under the obligation of thanking any other for it than heaven itself.

Believe there are no limits but the sky.

Get the better of yourself – this is the best kind of victory.

Until death it is all life.

Those who’ll play with cats must expect to be scratched.

Great persons are able to do great kindnesses.

The wounds received in battle bestow honor, they do not take it away.

Thou hast seen nothing yet.

Whoever is ignorant is vulgar.

We all get old, but I always say the skinny, pretty girls will be screwed.

I have never felt any ethnic connection between the Greeks and me other than how hairy I am.

The sweetest thing a guy said is that I look pretty with or without makeup.

I dress sexily – but not in an obvious way. Sexy in a virginal way.

When I dress in a certain way and do my hair and makeup in a certain way, it’s not to get attention. I’m not a supermodel. I make the best of what I’ve got. I work out to look the best that I can.

True love is letting her know that her ass really does look fat in those jeans.

You can’t pick and choose the days that you feel like being responsible. It’s not something that disappears when you’re tired.

There’s nothing wrong with a thick eyebrow; Frida Kahlo had them.